OK, Now I've Watched the Debate

John McCain is a tool. He is not in the pocket of Corporate America. He's straight up their collective [anatomy]! He has the audacity to sit before the American public, the wage-stagnated, foreclosed-on American public, and ask Barack Obama why he wants to raise taxes on any American. McCain said, "The whole premise of Sen. Obama's plan [is] 'conduct class warfare'..." I wish to God it was!
I'll say this slowly, so that you can understand, Sen. McCain: you, and those who have bought and sold jerks like you for the last almost 30 years, have been conducting class warfare. You are the people who shut down any increases in the minimum wage. You legislated deregulation of business to the point that jobs could be shipped out, unions could be shut out, and wages have pancaked as a result. You sat by and presided over the loss of pension funds through deregulation of the Enrons, where millions of working Americans--people who are struggling to hold on to just the one house they have, Senator--lost their futures, their opportunities to educate their children, and their dreams of not being "burdens" to their children. You have presided over the greatest redistribution of wealth in American history. The disparity between CEO/CFO salaries versus the average salary in any given company is today greater than it was in the Roaring Twenties, because YOU MADE IT HAPPEN! You declared war on the middle class, and reduced it dramatically. You declared war on the poor in limiting welfare and unemployment benefits. And you shifted trillions in responsibility for our national debt to the middle class and working poor through your Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans during your illegal war! Back when you were a man of integrity, you knew that that policy was atrocious. Since you've needed the Neocons to get you to the White House, you've kissed every policy [anatomy] they've stuck in your face! You have bankrupted the nation through your unquestioning support for George W. Bush's personal vendetta against Saddam Hussein and his people. And now you want to tax the insurance benefit of working Americans? Because your contributors don't like having to lay out that money for their employees? You say that Sen. Obama wants to spread the wealth around? What about your work to move the wealth into the fewest hands possible? How you have the [different anatomy] to accuse anyone else of calling for class warfare is beyond me.
You have moved into a special place: I have long held King George II to be the most reprehensible public figure of my lifetime. You, sir, have displaced him. The reason is simple: the moron believes his own [fertilizer]. You knew better, Senator. You knew better until you decided that the only way to get the brass ring was to bring in Bill Kristol and Karl Rove and all of the other [illigitimi] that have destroyed this country over the last eight years. You asked tonight how the Democrats could talk about spending more when the deficit is $10 trillion. You ran up that deficit every day of your immoral war in Iraq. You did this, you and your cronies. You are a liar. Just as George W. Bush has done to our country, you have squandered every bit of integrity you ever held. Now, you are even inciting violence toward Sen. Obama through your incendiary rhetoric to the enlightened voters who make up the 22% of the American public who still approve of the Occupier of the White House.
You should be ashamed of yourself. You once knew better.